Let me guess: The extroverts have gone carolling with their reindeer hats on; and you’re probably on your 197th eye-roll in the past hour alone. I get it. Christmas is not for the anti-social at heart. While the entire world gears up to spread their jovial niceties through the festivities, people like us are panic-Googling: “Known side effects for too much people-ing”.
Don’t be perturbed by the communal sense of heightened anxiety this holiday season – you’re a pro. Watch the amateurs try to “Jingle All the Way”; but before you grab your plate and lock yourself in the cupboard; consider these 5 tips to surviving the holidays:
- Go gift shopping alone. Plug your earphones in, dodge trolleys like an Olympic athlete and enjoy a drama-free shopping spree. The ‘James Bond-ness’ of it all will surprisingly excite your loved ones.
- Fill your To-Do List with activities for one. Do this before the season starts to avoid suspicion. If anyone asks, tell them that ‘you’re focusing on what’s important’.
- Don’t answer phone calls. Blame it on your ever-busy itinerary. Better idea: switch your phone off, leave it at home or throw it out. Your family will just have to send someone else out to grab the ice.
- Avoid social gatherings. “When is the Christmas Eve Grinch-themed brunch again? Unfortunately, I have a Netflix and Chill appointment scheduled on the same day!”. Movie marathons are of utmost importance. Citizens of Whoville will just have to understand.
- Awkward conversation evader trick: Stuff the turkey; stuff your mouth. Your mom taught you better than to talk with your mouth full. Don’t be rude! (FYI – calories don’t count during holidays – throw the scale out with the phone).
Whether you come from a large family or you’re chilling with your wet-nosed, pawed ones – find your own way to make the most of the festive season; without breaking into your medical savings. After all – Christmas time with all its pressures, glitter, gifts and wine – is the most wonderful time of the year.